Attack of the Ipod people

I’ve been working on this theory that Ipod’s are are in truth a secrete government mind control project spearheaded by Dick Cheney. Here’s how it works. As soon as enough people have purchased Ipod’s Dick will press a big red button in an ultra secrete lab buried deep beneath the Nevada desert. This will zap precisely aimed z beta waves into the unsuspecting skulls of millions of copyright infringing MP3 listeners. In the first phase of the experiment Ipod’ers will be turned into rabid zombies with a ravonues hunger for the tiny brains”you can never eat just one” of liberal’s, pinko’s, greeny’s and all those commie f@gg#t hippy vegan hemp rug weavers. Then he’l send out the order for them to wreak havoc across the landscape. After all the political opposition is eliminated, with a flick of a switch Cheney will unleash his minions upon those god@am squeeling munchkin b^s#erds that wont stay off the fu#k%@ng lawn for fifteen minutes. Next up comes those co#c&su#k*ing little as#w&pes driving around in the middle of the m^th^rfu#*ing night blasting their god&*m hipitty hopitty sh#tbag music. On and on will the gleeful slaughter continue unabated until all that is left to rule the world will be a bunch of grumpy inflamed hemorrhoid ridden, prostate plugged, life time card carring  John Bircher society member old gun nut balls and maybe just to liven things up, a few nubile senate pages.

hard to believe?

maybe

but remember the old saying

“Truth is stranger then Nixon”